Coach brags about new juju man after positive result

Witchcraft
  • The top tactician changed his route to Mombasa after he visited a witchdoctor and the result was instant
  • He was buoyant after the match, telling the press that good things are ahead
  • Tuesday is one of the busiest days for such coaches, they travel to Tanzania or Mombasa to consult sorcerers

Offside can now report that some of the local coaches believe in juju and frequent witchdoctors to influence matches.

 Tuesday is one of the busiest days for such coaches because they travel to Tanzania or Mombasa to consult sorcerers. It is reported that the instructions are so strict and must be followed to the letter.

A top tactician has now changed his route to Mombasa after he recently visited a witchdoctor and the result was instant.

"He is a serious mzee, you see this match was job-threatening, but we got a positive result," the coach was heard telling his assistant after a match.

The man who had shrunk and grown pencil-thin for fear of the sack after a poor run of results was buoyant after the match, telling the press that good things are ahead.


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