Why I dumped my ex after a threesome- Noti Flow

Noti Flow.

Pulse: What part of your body do you like showing off most?

Noti Flow: My belly. It’s flat, sexy and has a six-pack. I also have a beautiful belly ring that should not be hidden.

P: How many dresses are in your wardrobe?

NF: About five. I rarely wear them (laughs). You know I am tom-boyish and I don’t know how to sit like a lady, so dresses make me a little uncomfortable.

P: What is the most honest thing you have ever told a man?

NF: I never lie about my age, unlike many girls.

P: Would you hit on a girl?

NF: Depends. She’s really got to be sexy. I’m too picky.

P: If you were to give a Valentine’s gift to a girl, what would it be?

NF: Probably flowers, chocolates and some nice expensive perfume.

P: Thongs or mothers’ union?

NF: Thongs. Isn’t that obvious (laughs)?

P: What is your choice destination for a romantic escapade?

NF: Well, I love nature and water bodies, so think beach.

P: Who is your worst crush ever?

NF: Shaggy.

P: What is the worst pick up line a guy has ever hit you with?

NF: Let me hit your ‘P’ because it’s famous (laughs).

Noti Flow.

P: What gets you weak in the knees?

NF: Well, if I really like someone, a nice kiss gets me there but then again, my nipples are way too sensitive. One touch and I am down.

P: Have you ever had a threesome?

NF: Yes, I have. Once though. It was my boyfriend, another girl and I. We broke up a few weeks later because I was too jealous. I loved him so much and that memory was a bad one. I also found out that they hit it out again without me. That was the end.

P: What is the best gift you ever gotten from a man?

NF: A boyfriend once bought me a car, but then again, he took it back when we broke up. Kenyan men!

P: What is the longest time you have ever dated?

NF: My first boyfriend lasted five years. We dated from Form One and I finally gave in to sex after we cleared school. After that we broke up.

P: What is your most memorable embarrassing moment on a date night?

NF: I went out with this guy for dinner and after eating and drinking, I realised he didn’t have money to pay for the bills. I had not carried money too so I ended calling up my mum to rescue me. Since then, I never go on a date without cash.

P: What is your weakest point?

NF: That one, one must explore.

P: Have you ever found yourself on the wrong bed?

NF: Yes, I have. But I just walked away. The guy had sick ideas. I never give in to what I don’t feel.


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